Wednesday, December 17, 2008

5 Jobs that make me thankful to have the job as mom

During my visit with the E.R. today, I noticed 5 or more jobs I am thankful are not mine. They include:
  • The great I.V. needle pokers
  • Butt probing/Cat Scan injections through the rear and in my arm. Glad that isn't my job.
  • Vaginal probing/Ultrasound vaginal style, another job I wouldn't want, especially when they are confused and have to go and get help to figure out why my parts are not the norm.
  • Poop tester/Who wants to test out people's crap? It wasn't fun trying to get it into a cup either.
  • The Clean-up crew in an E.R., we saw a lot of people coming in with some serious injuries that made a huge mess. I am glad that is not my job.

I am just thankful to be home and be with my kids and hubby that I have. Being a mom is the best job ever.

p.s. For those that were calling earlier, I didn't have appendicitis and did not need my appendix removed. I had a cyst the size of a golf ball that was hemorrhaging. Women have all the fun stuff:)


Clayton & Charish Hubbard said...

oh my goodness... so glad you are ok. and so sorry to hear of your terrible experience!

Jana said...


I am so sorry you were in the hospital! Take it easy for the next little while! We are really worried for you!

Angie said...

I am so glad that your home and able to be with your family. I hope the new year brings you many days of good health.

Heaps Family said...

Holy cow girl!!! I hope you don't mind, I got on from Angies are you feeling? Are you OK? Congrats on your weight loss...I am ready to hear some tips!

Jamie said...

Holy crap! I didn't hear about this what happend now?!?!?!