Wednesday, October 1, 2008

We are preparing for Halloween with REAL SPIDERS!

I have no idea why spiders are wanting to web around my house- maybe for the upcoming holiday? We have decided to go into the business of collecting venom for scientific purposes. To promote our business, we are decorating with REAL Spider Webs and their accompanying spiders. To top that off, we are doing FREE Giveaways Who wants fake when you can have the REAL THING? Imagine, your house decorated this Halloween with the Top of the Line decorations, NO IMITATIONS For your ultimate house web makeover, contact Amy Bohrer at 472-0028









These are pictures I took this morning of my yard- Remember, these are REAL webs, do not attempt to imitate these for the holiday- Nothing compares to the living Webs-Spiders not included. For an additional cost(FREE) you can have them too- Get yours today- Don't wait, we have only an unlimited supply...








We won't mention the companies that come out to fight these amazing resilient webs, to prove how amazing our product is- We pay 2 different pest companies to exterminate this kind of thing and we have proved that neither company can get rid of our amazing little web friends. If you have troubles with your exterminator getting rid of your webs, contact us and we will direct you to someone who can help you decorate your home like ours- Because we CARE


3 comments:

Jana said...

What fabulous decorations!! Does you business do mail order?

Jana said...

ahemm...youR business, not you business. I do speak English!

Josie said...

hey this is josie jamie's sister and i was checking out your blog and I just wanted you to know that I have been so freaked out about freakin spiders they are driving me crazy. You knock the web down one day and like ten minutes later the damn spiders have it back up again. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...... it makes me furious Black widows are all over my house and they are fraking me out I have nightmares almost every night. Im going crazy. But I have to say that your webs are a lot worse than mine, so that makes me feel a little better about it. Well I like the decore I'll have to have that possitive look about the webs. Happy Halloween to you guys